Sairex's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Pink Fluffy Unicorns]

Bloody Rainbow Dash...

Why does everyone like her so much? I have no problem with her, but still, she's like the favorite pony of most MLP fans.

Anyway, I enjoyed this video very much, the tune is so catchy and the animation was decent.

CrabNicholson responds:

because she is the most adorable thats why
pinkie pies a little annoying

[OOP_When pokemon go bad]

Superb animation!

The animation and writing were both excellent...but the voice acting sucked ass, you should get a new VA, this Sairex guy is a hack!

Giantsockmonster responds:

So...you've hacked my friend?

[Cooking (bocodamondo)]

The best trolling in the world.

So what we've got here is one of the most badly scripted and animated pieces of crap we call flash and you got 4 extremely talented artists voicing some of the roles...you almost beat rick roll with this, my friend.

Heh, this was all in all a great, new kind of internet joke, seriously, you rock.

bocodamondo responds:

cool thanks

[Bloody Spies...]

Spy sappin' mah review!

Dude, this could only be any better if you made it longer (that's what she said).

DrewtheMew responds:

Does anyone click the Engineer ant the end? I'm afraid not... *gets backstabbed*

[The Red Dot And The Clock]

Woooow.

It's the kind of thing that gives you the good seizure...you know, when you drool and jizz your pants.

Good job, man and here I thought you only voice act :D

FatKidWitAJetPak responds:

I do only voice act because this thing sucks. ;)

[Simøn's Swêet Sixtæen]

Nice...

Great gift for a great guy, he should be fucking thankful for friends like you :D

Insanimation responds:

Thanks :D

[SRM: The Last Soda]

Brilliant as always!

Even though this wasn't made entirely by you, it had a trace of your sense of humor. The characters are both great and original and Battosai's voice always makes a flash a lot more fun to watch.

Good job, man!

Battosai810 responds:

Well, the second half is pretty much all me. I do really like my friend's style in the first half though - the lack of dialogue kind of reminds me of some of Genndy Tartakovsky's more natural work, like Samurai Jack.

Thanks for watching!

[*Ladies Night!*]

Oh look, I am writing an actual review!!!11eleven

Well first of all, the animation seems abit...lazy? When I look at the characters I am kinda under the impression that the animator is one lazy bastard (no offense :D). It was good, considering the flow and it created a well received cartoony atmosphere, easy on the eyes and all in all enjoyable to watch.

I do have a more serious issue with the voice acting part, the voices were relatively good, but the actors should get better mics. This is more important than you think, a good example of well sounding voice acting was Robert.

Writing. The plot itself seemed cliche...the whole love square thing, though a German exchange student was a nice touch (the more popular are Russian and Swedish, but I think you can go even more original than German...something like Jordanian maybe? or Latvian). Humor was good, though sometimes supressed by awkward and seemingly unneeded moments. You automatically get a 5/5 for the Yogi Bear refferance, but in a detailed review, this was more of a 7...barely.

Overall: Pretty darn good, enjoyable and I wouldn't mind watching other cartoons from this series. I'm guessing the voice actors are your friends, so tell them to save a few dollars for decent microphones...but if they aren't your friends and can't get new mics, then I suggest getting new voice actors. You'd be surprised how much talented actors (with decent mics) are waiting for a chance like this (inclueding myself).

Take care, pick up on your skills and good luck.

(Holy crap, I think I just wrote a real review)

biocarrotproductions responds:

Haha, don't worry, i would have gotten around to replying eventually!

Hmm.. Well first of all, the lazy part.. Ok, I'll admit the animation COULD be a lot better, but you've gotta take into consideration how long it takes to go back and fill in the colours after drawing these guys. Because i do it frame-by-frame instead of tweening, it just takes forever to animate sometimes!
Oh well, as long as the animation gets by.

Ha, yes. The plot was pretty cliche, i know. I figured i'd take that classic plot and twist it up a bit with my own writing and see how it turns out.

Hmm.. The voice acting. I might try to tone down some of the 'muffled' sounding bits on my lines, and i might get wanda's VA to tone down the accent.
Subtitles will be in the next cartoon.

Thanks for the review though, much appreciated!

-Thomas Henriksson

[GTA IV: Petty Crime Spree]

Bloody Awesome!

If i am not mistaken, the song is Schweine by Glukoza?

Battosai810 responds:

You are correct. I think it's listed in the credits.

[SRM Short: Haircut]

Bloody great!

...but I do believe that's a Dragunov...not an AK 47.

Battosai810 responds:

Yes, that's a Dragunov. I used it and an AK-47 in my SRM CoD4 flash animation a while back, and wanted to reuse it. Thanks for watching!